Hopelessly Inappropriate

Adult Erotica & Love Letters


October 2017

Friend with Benefits? (Erotic Humor)

As the fall rain

patters from above,

my heart beats

a sad rhythm of love.

Another grey day

to think time away

with you, my love,

a world from me.

Remember strip rummy

in my basement?

Naked pawing parts,

lips in a long kiss…

and after too much beer,

I belched in your mouth!

Beet red were my cheeks,

but we laughed and

returned to our mission


I threw my leg over

your hip for permission!

We rocked and rolled

and played, but…

never did you stick it in!

Why? I wonder much!

Even back then,

friends with benefits

didn’t work for us!

My Lady, I love you on top

If you were here, my lady, I know what I’d do:

My hands warmed with oil and friction, I’d sit over your bare butt, massaging your velvety back and neck. You’re so tight from all your stresses lately, so you moan loud enough to vibrate my hands that slide all over your skin, and like a snake hidden, my cock shoots out my erection.

Then, as my fingers knead into your womanly muscles, you experience tingles of tension releasing. Rubbing on some oil, you, my lady,¬† reach back to slide your hand down the length of my cock, while I massaging your tits, as you begin to get on all fours, and I push my head in…and with a rogue tap to your ass, I rock you wet, moving my cock in your depth, but to assure you cum…

I put you on top of my cock, I watch you, my lady, push on my chest, squeezing tight your tits, then leaning over me with a deep wet kiss, swaying your pussy over my cock, and I grab tight your sweet-ass cheeks as I push up, while you swing your hips, kissing me, until…

You push up on the bed, and your nipple swings into my mouth, and as I bite lightly, your pussy gets real tight and hearing your moan, watching your cum face, spurs my cum out of me, and we both drip all over the center of my body happily.

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