Hopelessly Inappropriate

Adult Erotica & Love Letters



to relieve the stress of Christmas

About ready to give up watching my money fly away for things that don’t mean anything, constantly cleaning, and now often substitute teaching, I vowed to make the dark days of December a little bit better by coming up with some crazy erotic Christmas poem or story to post every day that’s boring. I guess I would call them smutty holiday fantasies to relieve the stress of the Christmas season.

BE AWARE: I have a hopelessly inappropriate sense of humor!!! Also, pics come and go with my mood, so forgive me if that’s annoying to you;)

Hopelessly Inappropriate 2: Life and Love

If you like my poetry

and writings about life…

If you like truth


You might try

my other site!

I’m not a shady lady.

I’m not a shady lady.

I wonder if you know?

Do you read my words

and take them for truth?

I should explain if you do:


I use fantasy and hyperbole

and hopelessly inappropriate

metaphors and imagery

to be more than I can be!


I think it’s most erotic to

picture things I can’t do and

write how I’d make them true.

Then, I give an erotic scene to you.


When I get erotic with someone

the turn-on’s more than physical.

It’s the romance of watching

another’s actions unravel personality

and feeling smitten in conversation

that really heightens my inner sexuality.


But, I’ve never had reality equal fantasy,

not even when my fantasy is in my reality.

I guess that’s the problem for me…

Maybe that makes sense to somebody.


(During lonely days, I often contemplate

what life would be like with working legs?

Would romance be more attainable

if maybe I were more “normal”?

Honestly, I don’t think so.)


I just need my readers to know

I love writing erotic stories, but

I’m not an internet whore!

Just a confused woman wanting more.

I’m not a fantasy in reality,

no romance behind my home’s door.


Obviously, I have a secret love for JJ Grey;)



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